yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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