Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the day after is always just damage control
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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