I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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