She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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