Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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