Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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