im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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