I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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