Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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