I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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