i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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