What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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