I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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