Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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