that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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