ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he puts the penis in happiness.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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