I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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