Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
dude. I can hear the air.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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