am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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