what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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