I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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