yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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