it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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