Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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