O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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