Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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