I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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