I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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