There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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