There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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