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go home
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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