Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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