have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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