I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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