just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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