Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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