So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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