I want to stick my p in your. b.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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