can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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