I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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