Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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