no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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