I look better un-naked...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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