it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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