I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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