Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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