i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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