I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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