I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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