it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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