Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."