You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Someone stole a lamp last night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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