I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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