So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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