"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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