Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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