I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
