Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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