I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No more Irish car bombs ever.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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